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To succeed in business, it has been said, the three most important things are: location, location, location. How that applies to the internet is a mystery, but we're going to focus on brick and mortar establishments for now. So, with location being the top consideration for opening a business, do you ever wonder why you see so many back-alley facades? If visibility is so crucial, why would an owner choose to set up shop so far away from prying eyes and much closer to the feral cats and rats that infest the nearby dumpster? Maybe it's because they couldn't afford a more expensive lease, but maybe it's because they're doing something a little bit shady like, say, running a "massage parlor".
The term "massage parlor" here is in quotes to indicate that what is going on in these parlors is not really massage at all. Okay, there might be a little kneading of body parts, but it has less to do with shoulders and backs than tits and asses, which is why they don't want to draw attention to themselves. There's a reason the typical strip mall configuration goes like this: Anchor store, cell phone shop, local sandwich shop, discount clothier, nail salon, cleaners, grocery store, head shop, vitamin store, rug outlet, tanning salon, party supply company. It's because one whiff of sex and scented body oil anywhere on the premises would jeopardize the family atmosphere and hurt the other reputable entrepreneurs.
Did you ever wonder what goes on at these back-alley booty bodegas? The boys at Smash Pictures did too, so they took their cameras and captured it all on film. What exactly did they find? We won't spoil too much of it here, but let's just say it would be a shame if oil prices go up because there would be less of it to smear all over the naked bodies of these big butt hotties, which means the hand jobs, blowjobs, anal fingering and fucking wouldn't be quite so slippery.
Kristina Rose responds to one of those flyers on her car for a free half-hour massage. Evan Stone gives her a total rub down , but concentrates on her problem area, which just so happens to be her kegel muscles. He works out all her kinks, exploring a few of his own in the process. His cock gets a mouth massage and a pussy massage, and then he blasts his man lotion into Kristina's mouth, creating a fusion of goo that is difficult to discern without a trained eye. Hope she doesn't have to pay for the extra seventeen minutes!
Katie Summers trains and rides horses. When she Christopher Reeves herself, screwing up her back in the process, Ryan Driller comes to her rescue. His magic hands make her inhibitions disappear as he massages her pussy lips and rock hard clit. It's not long before she is doing her own massage on Ryan's stiffie and jacking the cum out onto her face.
Those are just the beginning. You'll also see the iconic Nina Hartley work the tension out of Dane Cross' muscles and their budding sexual relationship, Kelly Divine jack Jack Lawrence, and blonde Emma Mae slide, slide, slippety-slide on her fantastic voyage with Evan Stone's up periscope.
"Malibu Massage Parlor" is sexy and hot as fuck. The TSA only wishes they could be this thorough with their pat downs.