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Forgive us for saying so, but what exactly is the attraction with the nurse fantasy? Okay, granted: they wear slinky outfits and those cute little hats that look like fucked up paper boats and they know how to use sphygmomanometers. But, what is so dang sexy about watching a woman, who is forced to place her hands on your body whether she wants to or not, and who is going to over-bill your insurance company for medical accoutrements applied to your nether regions, do what she is paid to do?
Some would argue that watching someone who is good at one's job is very much a turn on, but what about the health care professionals in Registered Nurses 3? They're not even good at their jobs! Let's take a look at their patients' histories and the procedural recommendations that are in place, shall we? Head injury: grab the penis. Leg injury: fondle the penis. Precautionary x-ray: irradiate the penis. Penis injury: the movie didn't cover this one, but you can be damn sure that a penis is somehow involved.
It's difficult to see how any of these women made it through nursing school and became registered medical professionals. From what we're able to gather, the extent of their anatomical knowledge seems to stretch from just below the belly button to right above the hip bone. Apologies to Marvin Gaye; sexual healing isn't always the best method of rehabilitation. Okay, it is. And it doesn't matter how long you went to school or how many sheepskins you have dangling from your wall. If you can get the job done and make the patient better that's all that matters in the end.
Alexis Texas, however, isn't really all that interested in her patients. She is more interested in resident doctor, Evan Stone (with short cropped hair!). While they look at film, Nurse Texas brings up the fact that her short uniform may be why people are always staring at her. We think it's most likely acute paranoia coupled with too much Rockwell on her iPod, but nonetheless she decides that if the uniform is causing the stares, she'll just remove it. There is lots of dirty talking in this one as she disrobes, but even dirtier fucking. Evan slides under her, testing the reflexes of her pussy folds with his tongue. He slips in two fingers, testing out her cervix before slipping his cock past her panties. In the spirit of sanitation, he lubes up her twat with spit and pumps her doggie in the stand up position. An eagle-eye view gives you prime viewing of her ass ripples and they wash up against his cock jetty. They do side and some CG, and she sucks his cock and eats his balls while jerking him. Then, she uses his stiff tongue depressor to spray a load into her mouth.
Jessie Andrews is x-raying Christian's right shoulder. The machine makes a lot of cool, retro '70s noises and emits a strange green glow. His cock flushes complementary red when Jessie fiddles with the knobs on the technology and flashes her sexy ass. Christian can't keep from fondling himself, despite the beams of radiation that race through his cock. She calls over the loudspeaker hoping he'll quit, but she gets turned on, brushing the head of the phone receiver over her sopping wet panties. The two fix their gazes on each other through the glass partition and engage in masturbation. A battle of wills is won by Christian and Jessie rushes to his side and starts the sexual healing. She plays with his cock, licking and sucking then alights atop his dick, riding it in CG. Here, you get a good view of her ass and pussy from behind as she rides. The episodic RCG, stand-up doggie and side fucking shows off her puffy pussy lips, followed by a cumshot onto her cheek and mouth lips.
Katie Jordan is a dedicated nurse who spends some time after hours going to the resident doctor's house to drop off some files. She flatters him with compliments and then begins to feel herself up, making his decision to remain faithful to his wife a moot point. He puts up a good fight, even resisting up until her rather fat pussy lips make their appearance. We know how it ends though. He insists what they're doing is wrong, but her mouth on his cock certainly doesn't feel that way. He runs his cock between her shaved pussy lips. She rides him and then takes a moment to frisk herself as her pussy gapes open. He fucks her doggie, but she does the grinding, causing her ass to shimmy like a gelatinous dessert. They finish up in RCG and from the side. As a grand finale, she sucks the cum from his nads and lets it siphon onto her face.
Marco Rivera has suffered paralysis and can't feel anything from the head down. Because it has only been a couple of days, Lexi Bloom tries to stimulate the nerves by scouting out key spots on his body. While the touch test is nice, she accomplishes more when she bends over to get the sponges for his sponge bath. It arouses something in him, but most of it is concentrated in his cock. She double-checks this new development by pressing on his shaft. Circulation confirmed. She strips off her panties to reveal her ass, and, my goodness, what an ass! 100% firm, 100% toned. You just want to gaze at it forever. Actually, you just want to fuck it forever, but you get the point. She feels herself up and helps him get his hardness back completely. She plants a series of kisses on his neck and face then strokes his cock. As she does her magic, she gently urges his recovery on by talking sexy to him and it, too, is ridiculously hot. While she sucks his cock, his toes, fingers and other extremities come back to life. She finishes the task by planting her fully shaved pussy onto his dick in RCG. Her tiny, pert tits bounce beautifully as she rides. Next, he fingers her pussy and buries his tongue inside. Then, he throws her legs over her shoulders and drills her mish. After some side banging and doggie he cums on her face, completing the rehabilitation.
Finally, there is Ryder Skye, an in-home nurse coming to give Ralph Long his physical therapy. Using a stretch band, she helps him get limber. As she hovers over him he plants his face into her pussy, which he claims helps to stretch his neck. She plays along and goes after his curved cock in 69. They do CG, mish and doggie, giving you some nice tight shots of her drippy pussy. The best part is the two-fisted jack at the end which results in a cum geyser onto Ryder's chin. You have got to check it out!
When all is said and everyone has been done, RN 3 is a solid addition to the Nurse genre by the guys at Smash Pictures. The one criticism this reviewer has is the music. It tends to vacillate between something you might hear in a Tim Burton film and the playful string arrangements you might encounter in "Desperate Housewives." The goal was a chirpy kind of playful quality, but over the course of the two-hour feature, it becomes more of an annoyance than anything. On the plus side, the boys have cued up some bloopers that roll along with the end credits, giving you some cutting floor humor. It's a nice touch. The real thrill is that the girls are all beautiful. Alexis Texas is the only household name here, but watch out for Lexi Bloom. If she stays active in the industry, she will be infiltrating the fantasies of many men for years to come. She is an "it" girl, no doubt.