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One of the most popular sitcoms of all time, "Friends" was a natural choice for the porn parody treatment with its good-looking young cast living in close quarters, spending all their free time together in a state of hyper-caffeination. The frequent romantic crossovers between the friends and the two great love stories among them are just the icing on the cake. "Friends: A XXX Parody," directed by Lee Roy Myers and produced by New Sensations, is a must-watch for any fans of the original show who would love to see these characters do what they never got to do on prime time.
As the movie begins at the Canoga Perk Cafe, Russ (Criss Strokes) is telling Joe (Rocco Reed) and Freebie (Jordan Kingsley) about catching his wife Carol cheating on him with another woman. Joe thinks this should be the doorway to hot threesomes for Russ until he's reminded that Russ isn't exactly a first-rate choice for women who are straight, let alone women who have discovered they aren't. That's when Moanica (Vanessa Naughty, looking and sounding a lot like Courteney Cox-Arquette) and Sandler (Anthony Rosano) show up wondering if everybody is excited. Nobody seems to know why they should be, until Moanica reminds them she and Sandler are about to get married. Joe thinks it isn't that they forgot so much as blocked it out. Wow, good friends, eh? Joe is more interested in planning the bachelor party that Sandler claims to Moanica's face that he doesn't want (while mouthing that he does want it behind her back as he hugs her). Everyone is distracted by the sudden appearance of Carol making out with her new lover, and Sandler decides the best thing to do is to take Moanica back to the apartment to alleviate his growing erection in a way that won't get him in trouble. Ever the loving wife-to-be, she helps him with an enthusiastic blowjob and even gives him a titty fuck before getting her pussy eaten and riding him in several different positions, all of them hot. She takes a sloppy facial and loves it, proving that Moanica is a dirty girl under all that uptight precision and neurosis.
Back at Canoga Perk, Freebie and Joe are telling Russ he should hook up with Rachelle (Kayla Paige), who is working that day and gets Russ flustered just by asking if he likes his coffee. Freebie lets it slip that there's a party that night and then tries to play it off that she meant her support group meeting. Russ doesn't fail to notice the screw-up and makes her tell them what party they're going to. She admits they're giving Moanica one last fling before marriage. Joe and Russ decide Sandler is getting his own farewell-to-singlehood shindig, but first Joe takes Freebie off to have an impromptu meeting of his own "support group." It's always good to have a couple of hot singles in any group so they can remind the couples what it's like to be a freewheeling ho. Like Moanica, Freebie proves to be a real cum slut who enjoys a nice facial. On her way out of the apartment afterward she runs into Sandler and accidentally spills the beans about the bachelorette party yet again.
Now that everyone knows about Moanica's party, planning for Sandler's bachelor party can begin in earnest. Russ is too busy moping at Canoga Perk to help, but that makes it easier for Carol (Riley Evans) and her new lover Sandra (Isis Taylor, looking her hottest) to stop in to offer Russ a threesome. Even though Carol is "totally gay now," she always wondered what it would be like to have group sex and Russ, of course, isn't about to turn down that offer. They get to it right there on the couch in the cafe since it seems to be closed. Fittingly for a paleontologist, Russ turns out to have a mammoth cock. It's the hottest scene yet, maybe because more = merrier and Isis Taylor is just that sexy, but basically it's a perfect way to make Russ miss Carol even more when it's all over. At least he'll always have memories of when his ex-wife and her new girlfriend rubbed their cum-soaked tits together for him.
The bachelorette and bachelor parties both have surprise guests. For Moanica, Freebie has asked Naked Guy (Evan Stone) to be their stripper and he agrees to do it in exchange for a copy of the video he wants to make of the performance. He introduces them to his huge cock, which he calls "Shamu," but Moanica and Rachelle are too weirded out to notice his hot body, so Rachelle shoves him into the bedroom (presumably meaning to push him out the front door) with one of Moanica's homemade flans. Meanwhile, across the hall, Sandler is so drunk he has to run to the bathroom, so he misses his own party. Joe has the hots for Russ's mom Judy (Brittany O'Connell, a little firecracker in a tight-fitting dress) and he's invited her to be the stripper. Joe decides to carry on without Sandler and has his sticky-hot way with the scarlet-haired MILF, who is always good for a spankable performance. Back at the girls' party Naked Guy emerges from the bedroom with baby oil to show the girls a good time and this time they accept his orgiastic proposal. This foursome wins the movie, edging out Russ's threesome by a couple of pubes thanks to Evan Fucking Stone and the great girl-on-girl between the female "Friends" that most straight male fans always fantasized about when the show was on the air.
The friends seem a little more mean-spirited to each other than they were on the show, but it's a very solid porn parody all around. Even the cast members who don't look like the original actors do pretty good impressions of their voices and mannerisms. This also has one of the funniest theme songs from a porn spoof to come along in a while, with the most memorable line being "These friends love to screw." The cast, the music, and of course the sex all added up to an AVN nomination for this great XXX spoof, a must-see takeoff from one of "Must-See TV's" greatest hits.